Fads That I Find Hideous

Okay. Sometimes I just really feel like bitching about styles I see. I know a million people probably disagree with me, and there are definitely more important things to spend my time blogging about, but this will make me feel at least a little better. For the most part, I really don't care at all about fashion and trends, but sometimes I see certain things get popular and I get an uncontrollable urge to smack someone in the back of the head.



1. Crocs.

...There is really nothing to say about these god-awful shoes except that they're god-awful. I don't care HOW comfortable they are.








2. The Teased Hair Bump.

...Why would anyone WANT to make their head look like it has a huge deformity sticking out of it? The fake bump they sell on infomercials is even more ridiculous to me... but whether it's teased, or it's secretly a fake bump that some moron puts under their hair, it's stupid.















3. Skinny Jeans.

...Seriously. That can't be comfortable. And it makes me shudder just to look at them.











4. High-Waisted Pants.

...These make me shudder when I see them too. Give your bellybutton some air, people.




















5. Uggs.

...If you're not in Alaska, or somewhere very similar, save yourself the embarrassment and don't leave the house with your stupid fluffy boots with balls on them. Better yet, don't even waste your money. The worst part is that I live in Texas, and I still see people wearing this crap all the time.