Some of what I write on this blog is going to be cheesy, some is going to be completely mean or bitchy, and some of it will probably be emotional when I'm having one of those days. They're all little parts of who I am, and I figure it's better to get it out here than to bore other people with all the little things that go on in my head. Although I'm sure I'll continue doing that anyway. :)
I doubt I'll share this blog with anyone I know, just so I won't have to worry about anyone getting offended by anything. I don't plan on being secretive about it either. I might use names. I don't know. Maybe someone out there will read what I write, and maybe not. Either way, it will be here.
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The other day, I was sitting in my bed with a friend of mine when my boyfriend, JD, went to take a shower.. My cat loves showers. He doesn't get under the water, but he's started joining me in the tub almost every day now. It pisses him off when he gets splashed, but it doesn't bother him at all to plop down in the middle of the huge puddle at the far end of the tub and drink a little or just chill for a while there. It never gets old... in the words of my boyfriend, "that cat is NOT a normal cat." He won't eat most meat. He loves veggie meat. He cannot eat without half his food ending up on the floor because he burrows his nose to the bottom of the bowl and eats whatever happens to fall into his mouth. He's mean as hell when he wants to be, which is pretty often. I can buy him any cat toy in the world, and he prefers Christmas bows, plastic bags, and water bottle boxes. He refuses to eat treats. And in HIS house, closed doors are not allowed. Ever. And lucky for him, we're in our shitty first apartment where the inside doors don't latch, so a push will open them. So there's no privacy here, unless you put something large and heavy in front of the door after you close it.
Well, on this particular day, JD didn't put anything in front of the bathroom door. So naturally, Edgar pushed the door open and went in. So far, I was the only one he'd ever gotten in the shower with, and he pretty much tries to stay away from everyone else. On this day though, his hate for JD was overpowered by his love for the shower. All of a sudden, we heard "HEYYY!! COME GET YOUR CAT!!" and Edgar came running out of the bathroom. JD is convinced that the cat is a pervert. Apparently every time he's getting out of the shower and the cat is there, he stares at his manly parts. But really, he stares at him any time. I think he's just trying to figure out if he's really safe or not. Or trying to piss him off. Who knows :)
Well, on this particular day, JD didn't put anything in front of the bathroom door. So naturally, Edgar pushed the door open and went in. So far, I was the only one he'd ever gotten in the shower with, and he pretty much tries to stay away from everyone else. On this day though, his hate for JD was overpowered by his love for the shower. All of a sudden, we heard "HEYYY!! COME GET YOUR CAT!!" and Edgar came running out of the bathroom. JD is convinced that the cat is a pervert. Apparently every time he's getting out of the shower and the cat is there, he stares at his manly parts. But really, he stares at him any time. I think he's just trying to figure out if he's really safe or not. Or trying to piss him off. Who knows :)
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